I only think it’s funny because if I think of it any other way, I might cry.

I feel like life is in fast forward. I feel everything around me flying at the speed of light, but me? I’m moving in slow motion.

I can’t do the laundry fast enough, I can’t get the dishes cleaned up fast enough. I can’t do ANYTHING fast enough. I look around and see a million things that need to be done. Half of them should have been done ages ago, but……(insert reason excuse here). Every bit of the issue with that is me. I can place blame on others for some of it, but the truth is, if I’d kept up with things, it wouldn’t have gotten this bad. So, it’s me. That means SAHM/housewife big, fat, FAIL.

However, my husband and I got the best compliment ever on Saturday night – it made my evening. We took our munchkins to Denny’s for dinner (kids eat free!). As we were getting ready to leave, a couple who had been sitting behind us stopped my husband and told him that our boys were very well mannered and behaved and we were obviously doing something right.

Now, I need the man upstairs to give me a giant swift kick in the rear. I either need life to s…l…o…w down or I need to speed up. I’ll leave that up to Him.

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